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10 Tested and Proven Ways to Get Fired August 22, 2008

Posted by dapinoyemployee in Da Pinoy Employee.
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Had enough?  Want a reason to quit?  Here are ways you can give your boss enough reason to give you the boot:

1. Be lazy.
Don’t work.  Show up late.  Take long lunch breaks, cigarette breaks and bathroom breaks.  Sleep on the job or sneak out to go shopping when the boss isn’t around.

2. Don’t get involved.
Teamwork?  What teamwork?  You’re a lone wolf and you like working alone.  When a project comes up, don’t volunteer.  If you get assigned to a group, groan, complain and be uncooperative.  Say you’re too good for this stuff.

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